Someone who adds a large portion of milk to their coffee, thus the drink being either 50% or more milk and the other portion being coffee.
example:50%(or more) Milk - 50%(or less) coffee = Moffee
example:50%(or more) Milk - 50%(or less) coffee = Moffee
by KHInk May 30, 2008
Get the [Moffee] mug.MoFireFist is someone who plays football a lot and cannot drop a single pass, and afterwords he goes about saving the world and such.
"Look over there, is that MoFireFist beating up those thugs?"
"Oh man, I heard he had 15 catches today and no drops."
"Oh man, I heard he had 15 catches today and no drops."
by NewJeruse February 3, 2010
Get the MoFireFist mug.Group of obnoxious and crazy Mofo's from Vegas that ride the dunes. Can usually be spotted out at Dumont, tearing up the razorbacks on either quads or MX bikes. Usually spotted riding 2 stroke 500's but sometimes can be spotted in a rail, or on your wife.
Was getting ready to sex it up with my girl and i asked her how she wanted it.
She screamed out.... "Like a Vegas Mofo!!"
I scratched my head and ask... "How is that?"
She YELLS.... "HARD and FAST, just like them "VEGAS MOFO's"
She screamed out.... "Like a Vegas Mofo!!"
I scratched my head and ask... "How is that?"
She YELLS.... "HARD and FAST, just like them "VEGAS MOFO's"
by Vegas G September 9, 2011
Get the Vegas Mofo's mug.this term is related from a scientific dialogue between to bio-scientists.
"yo look at that guy...shat-twice jerk!stupid son of a chicken..."
"yo look at that guy...shat-twice jerk!stupid son of a chicken..."
A: roosters do have genitals!
B: actually they don't. . . . nature made him his bitch. . . . he only has a cloark or something. . . anyway the same as a chicken. . .
A:i know...they are cloark animals...chickens do give birth the same hole they shittin out...
B:but you forgot to mention that first the rooster jerks his seed out of the same hole he shits. . . . so theoretically a new born chicken just gets shat twice. . . .
A:good point there...just biologically and scientificly talkin...
B:I'm workin on a new song with ma boy Phil C. . . . "Oooooooooh shat twice - SHAT TWIIII-HII-IIICE - 'cause it's a nother day for you and me to make some shyte"
A:she walks down to man on the streets, sir can you help me...she got blisters all over her cloark...she be shittin birth to a baby...oooohooh shat twice...cuz it's another day for you and me in paradiiiiiise...oooohoho shat twice...cuz it's another day for you, for you and me in being vaginally birthed-paradise...
B:love the ending
A:i do...we should do some music together along with philly c hustlin on the drums...
B:on the drums. . . .where he belongs. . . . twice-shat mofoe. . .
B: actually they don't. . . . nature made him his bitch. . . . he only has a cloark or something. . . anyway the same as a chicken. . .
A:i know...they are cloark animals...chickens do give birth the same hole they shittin out...
B:but you forgot to mention that first the rooster jerks his seed out of the same hole he shits. . . . so theoretically a new born chicken just gets shat twice. . . .
A:good point there...just biologically and scientificly talkin...
B:I'm workin on a new song with ma boy Phil C. . . . "Oooooooooh shat twice - SHAT TWIIII-HII-IIICE - 'cause it's a nother day for you and me to make some shyte"
A:she walks down to man on the streets, sir can you help me...she got blisters all over her cloark...she be shittin birth to a baby...oooohooh shat twice...cuz it's another day for you and me in paradiiiiiise...oooohoho shat twice...cuz it's another day for you, for you and me in being vaginally birthed-paradise...
B:love the ending
A:i do...we should do some music together along with philly c hustlin on the drums...
B:on the drums. . . .where he belongs. . . . twice-shat mofoe. . .
by Dr. Shat February 4, 2009
Get the twice-shat mofoe mug.Originating from the midlands, a term used to describe the act of doing a moffy, or for someone to feel the responsibilities of said moffy, if just for a bit
by Moff April 13, 2005
Get the Moffy mug.ivy perkins is a skanky hoe mofo... call 6616971, he likes large women. voluptous. especially 4'2 463 women from iceland.
by the mex whom he loves March 4, 2003
Get the SKANKY HOE MOFO mug.From the Persian word "moffchor" (freeloader). Hence to moff, means to freeload. Items acquired from moffing are termed moffage.
I moffed 20 plastic forks from the student cafeteria.
I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.
I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.
by anon February 8, 2005
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