Martina

The best funniest, prettiest, blackest, sweetest person ever. They love to hang out with people and have a great time. They are way better than the megan's and the kim's in this world. Oh and they are deathly afraid of dripping water and clowns. They also have blonde hair and blue eyes...but their black!!

Martina is so amazing. I wanna join her mafia!!!!!

by .Martinnnna.<3 December 9, 2008

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 19, 2004

martin

martin means stalker, or a guy with a camera for every moment

damn, i think there is a martin lurking around my house

by franky fly_ January 7, 2020

isaac martin

a teenage male, he is refined and enjoys the finer things in life such as cognac, basment jacks, beard stroking, intelligent conversation and the book by him and Amy Dixon" how to skin a cat, there is more than one way!"

Amy: guten tag isaac how are you on this fine wednesday evening?
isaac: very well thank you. would you like to join me for a spot of cognac and beard stroking. we can discuss our book!
Amy: yes please my dear fellow although it is mainly my book
isaac: i beg to differ!

by ams April 24, 2005

bob martins

Rhyming slang for Vitamins.

Alberts been on the Bob Martins

by Galaxy boi March 21, 2017

Marnhinn

A recovering EverCrack addict, college student and freelance programmer. Someone who spends way too much time on the internets or helping people. (Once a way cool member of Forgotten Heroes Guild on Stromm).

marnhinn.blogspot.com

by Aldeen Starfire April 5, 2005

martini glasses

Used to describe classically shaped and sized women's breasts, that are neither too large nor too small, commonly quantified as 34C. When a classic, conical-shaped martini glass is placed over each, they fit perfectly inside, with no air space underneath, and no excess breast sticking out.

Dude, that bitch's tits are PER-fect!

Word! Martini glasses, them is!

by mistahtwist March 26, 2011