mari monday

The best day ever for the Omori fandom

Hey dude, did you know today is Mari Monday?
Bro fr? This boutta be lit

by pseudowater July 12, 2022

puerto rican monday

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend

Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday

by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021

monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.

by Bloesem April 16, 2018

Meatball Monday

somebody who rushes to the nearest source of food and takes the best seat available

person 1: where should we go?
person 2: let's get food before meatball monday

by KlagtrinFoghorn September 19, 2023

cyborg monday

A typical Monday morning for Cyborg.

"BOOYAH!" shouted Cyborg as he woke up on Cyborg Monday.

by IDONTMIND April 10, 2019

Iphone Monday

The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.

Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."

by WellImCh7 November 10, 2010

Monday

Noun: Mondays are when we meet the koala lord and the kangaroo lord, along with our magic potion of Watson’s lychee soda. It also happens when we take millions of photos and selfies, like crazy people. We model ourselves with glassy glasses, on promotion BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. Sometimes, we TRY to practice (very hard indeed), but that never happens. If mom is reading this, YES I PRACTICE WHEN I GO TO MONDAYS AND DO ALLLL MY HOMEWORK. We (me) also eat 12000 packs of seaweed, --- new record, surplus package, my computer farts.

I love Mondays. I ran out of Monday tickets. Mondays, 100 dollars.

by where is the lychee soda January 6, 2022