A typical school subject that consists of world history. However, it is most likely the most useless subject to be circled around the education system, because, unfortunately, when you're working at the cash register at McDonald's, no one is going to ask you to name all of the Chinese dynasties.
Student: What's your favorite class?
Student 2: Social Studies!
Student: Hey, what do you think is the most useless subject?
Student 2: Ummmmmm
You get the idea.
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One who is sexually attracted to their opposite gender. Basically what God or Yahweh or Buddha or Brahman or Tom Cruise put us on the world to be.
"I am a heterosexual male and I like pussy!"
A popular dance move that is illegal in Saudi Arabia for whatever reason. Look it up.
Guy: Have you see Muhammad Abdullah Rajjam Khaled Mahar Salibi Bahar Rabdumen Abdullah al-Hassan?
Other Guy: No, he was caught doing the Saudi Arabian Dab
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One who is sexually attracted to robots or machinery; the sexual attraction to robots or machinery. In other words, complete
bullshit
Beth : Jane! I didn't see you at the party last night! Where were you!
Jane: Sorry, I was having technosexual sex with my Roomba.
A special pie made during the Cold War Era by Soviet bakers consisting of cherries, chocolate, plutonium, bown sugar, and whipped cream.
Russian: I do love a good Soviet's Pie
CIA: what
When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.
Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?
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The art of ejaculating during the presentation of Jason Bourne, either in video or book form.
Man: Why is Jason Bourne in a fighting ring. Welp, time for some sweet bournography
