loner boner

When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Loner Boner

When you think something or someone is hot so you get a boner, but nobody else has a boner or thinks it is hot.

Bill: ah, that's hot, you got a boner too?
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!

by Poonsquasher2.0 January 10, 2012

online loser

is a person who live playing online games like tibia, ragnarok, runescape or habbo. they are playing all day long, in the weekend. the online gamer dont have real friends, their only friends are onlines. they have online love, and they never meet their real love. they are the "daddys" in their online games but in the real life they are the biggest loosers in the world. they only think about their game and are boring people who only talk about those games.
sometimes they dont know, but their lovers are the same gender.

normal person: hey loser whats your problem?
online loser: if you play runescape i will kill you with my mage level 689 with one hit.
normal person: but in the real life i would make you scream with one hit.

normal loser: hey do you wanna go out in the saturday night?
online loser: no, i would play tibia with my online girlfriend

by slowowow May 4, 2006

Loner phone

The replacement phone you receive when you send your normal phone to the company to fix it.

"Hey, dude whatsup?"
"Not much, my iPhone broke so I got a loner phone."
"I see."
"Loner phones suck!"

by sam34 March 26, 2009

Double Loser

A double loser is the ultimate insult, it is twice a loser, if you are called this you should commit suicide

Joseph T. W. is a double loser!!!!!!!1111

by Shifter October 24, 2004

Super Dork Loser

Someone who is a dork and a loser to the most extreme of which it is obtainable. Or a super nerd that is just on a whole new level of nerdy, loserdom.

Anyone that doens't know what a vagina is.

Someone who doens't like girls in general.

A female that doesn't like to put out, I mean come on bitch you got a vagina for a reason. No reason not to hide it... come on...

You're mother when she is yelling at you to do something.,

Everyone in highschool.

Wow!, my boss is a super dork Loser.

James Puglisi(A person that went to jefferson township,973)

Why is there so many super dork losers here at best buy?
- Why is there so many super dork losers here at game stop?
Must be a new game coming out.

Friend- Hey I'm going home to do some gaming you want to come!?!?!?!

You- Fuck off you super dork loser I'm getting pussy.

by Mele 973 New Jersey. November 10, 2010

loser

Something that takes strength to be.

Call him a loser or a healer or whatever, we'd all be screwed without him.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018