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lapland

Located in Northern Finland, the Province of Lapland covers and area of 150,000 square miles, or one third of Finland's total area. The region lies mostly within the Arctic Circle. However its climate is relatively mild for its location. The average temperature in January is -15 C, while the temperature in July averages +14C. The temperature can drop to -40C in the winter and reach +30C in the summer.

Santa lives on a fell called Korvatunturi (Ear Mountain) in the municipality of Savukoski. Santa can´t live on the North Pole because there isn´t anything to eat for his reindeer there. But in Finnish Lapland a reindeer is a very common animal and it has a lot of food there. There are about 200 000 reindeer in Finland. Eagles, foxes, swans and wood grouse are other common animals. The spruce is the most common tree in Lapland. Wild cloudberry and Arctic bramble are the two most highly valued berries of Lapland. Lapland is a paradise for all nature lovers!

Lapland is home of the HOLY CRAP, SANTA! Tours, Santa and snowflakes.

There's not much to do there, but it's still better than Norway.
Where can you see Santa?
Only in Lapland.
Come to Lapland we've got Santa.
by yamato December 29, 2004
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laptop sandwich

(noun) The result of placing some messy, sticky, and smelly mass upon the keyboard of a laptop or notebook computer. Then the screen is swiftly shut upon the mass therefore permanently damaging the computer. A favorite substance of use is one's own shit because of it inexpensive and readily available nature. Reported incidences of laptop sandwiches have been increasing in recent years, especially on college campuses. Generally those who have received a laptop sandwich are hated by several others and often times known as douchebags.
1)You best stop making all of your floormates so angry with you or you are bound to your laptop sandwiched.

2)That kid is such a douche. We have gotta sandwich his laptop.

3)I don't have to go, its your turn to shit in this laptop sandwitch.
by Lars Jensen April 27, 2006
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Lapcrap

1) The art of taking a shit while using a laptop at the same time.
1) Fred was conversing on Microsoft Messenger during his lapcrap. If his friends knew, they would feel very violated.
by Lapcrapper January 18, 2008
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lapidated

1. (opposite of DElapidated) excellent, great, neat, nice, quality, sound, strong, etc.

2. A chick who gives LAP on the FIRST DATE. (Lap-I-Dated).
1. Although that Stang was 10 years old, it was very lapidated.

2.
a) Shirley is very lapidated.
b) Sharon is a Lap-I-dated.
by Brit Read February 18, 2009
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lapantu

lapantu refers to an idiot or a moron. lapantu is a person who says and does things that are not in accordance with the situation. It also gives rise to words like lapantugiri, lapantu singh(refering to an unknown random idiot person).
abbey chhup lapantu, bakwaas mat kar.
arrey dude kya lapantugiri kar raha hai.
by boomshankar April 9, 2009
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Lapswood

A way to describe a person who is walking around stoned
Look at that guy across the road he is such a piece of lapswood
by Crennaldo July 17, 2009
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laplicker

when two women enjoy licking each others ski slope
by llancaster74 November 6, 2010
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