Lapcrap 

1) The art of taking a shit while using a laptop at the same time.

1) Fred was conversing on Microsoft Messenger during his lapcrap. If his friends knew, they would feel very violated.

Lapcrap by Lapcrapper January 18, 2008

laptrap 

(verb) When you're about to stand up but then your pet decides to crawl in your lap and fall asleep, preventing you from getting out of your seat without moving them.

I was going to go rummage through the cupboard for something to eat, but then my cat laptrapped me and I had to sit there with a growling stomach and pet her until she woke up.

laptrap by MizukiYumeko July 14, 2014

LAPCRACK

The nasty-ass crevice/space/crack between your laptop monitor and your keyboard that you have NEVER cleaned out.

"Excuse my LAPCRACK I'm too lazy to clean it out."
"There's more microorganisms in my LAPCRACK than a petri dish"

"Check out my LAPCRACK"

LAPCRACK by woworly June 23, 2020