JacKenway

JacKenway belongs to the Kenway Family.He's hot, brown and lives in UK. He's a cool guy with 69 sea hoes and 420 penguins. He's the last known member of the Assassins who's still fkin high and alive. Pro in Football(Not American Shit) and Basketball. Big Fan of Miles Away and Manchester City is his life

Hey, I saw that God JacKenway kissing a girl down the alley

JacKenway can play for MCFC, u know!

by Shooterah November 3, 2019

Nasty Jacked

Getting figuratively raped, Or having gotten as such. To be beaten figuratively or literally in such a way, that you feel like someone jacked off onto your soul.

As in:

The boys Varsity lacrosse team just got beaten by 7th grade girl's. NASTY JACKED

Can be used as a descriptive, or action word as such:

"Damn man you see that hot chick"

"Yeah"

"You should go out with her"

"I already have, we fucked"

"How was it???"

"Turns out shes my 2nd cousin"

"AHAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, you just got NASTY JAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKEEEDDDD"

by johnny mc awesome July 19, 2009

Hammer Jacked

Masturbation or getting jacked off whereby the penis is stroked vigorously up and down with one hand and the glans (the penile head) is simultaneously pounded with the veracity of a jack hammer with the other.

Coach Torrance took me to the showers last night and I got hammer jacked. The pain and pleasure was to much and I nutted up my jock strap.

by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020

jacked

very strong, huge muscles

Has he been working out? He looks jacked!

by meeeeeee July 1, 2004

tracker jacker

Genetically altered wasps that are coded to attack anyone or anything that disturbs their living. When they make that person a target, they will follow their target until they are stung. Stings from the tracker jacker are extremely painful and cause serious hallucinations. In extreme cases, it cause death. Tracker jacker venom can also be used to hijack a person's memories. The venom creates hallucinations upon the memory and the memory is then seen differently by the person. From The Hunger Games

I can't believe the Capitol used tracker jacker venom on Peeta!!

How did Katniss survive those painful tracker jacker stings?

by HungerGamesLuver November 11, 2012

jacked up

This is a phrase largely equivilent to fucked up or screwed up. It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "to jack someone/something up". In some cases, the meaning may be slightly altered by the fact that to get "jacked" can mean to be struck or injured.

That's jacked up man. I can't belive your girlfriend is cheating on you.

I got in a wreck last night. My car got totally jacked up.

by pete August 12, 2004

Jackstain

A stupid person described by a spot or spots of ejaculation.

"Paulie was busted after trying to buy weed from an undercover cop...he is a real jackstain."

by Shawna123 September 2, 2005