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Jacketeer 

A high school or college athlete - often times a football, lacrosse, or baseball player - who won't go out in public without sporting his team gear. Jacketeers are either rocking their team-issued sweats, warm ups, or team jacket (hense the word "jacketeer") everywhere they go. Why?

Because Jacketeers are obsessed with getting casual observers (especially lacrosstitutes and cheerleaders) to realise they're on the team, mostly because they're searching for some type of recognition they don't get on the field, since they're always bench warmers.

The Jacketeer is the douche who's always saying at parties "Yo, what time's practice tomorrow?" whenever there are girls around. This is a pathetic attempt to make sure every vaj on campus knows he's on the team. He has no idea his teammates think he's a joke.
Dude #1: How much you guys wanna bet that freshman wears his team sweats to the party tonight? Worst Jacketeer in history.

Dude #2: I'll be surprised if he does't show up in Under Armour tight gear w/ his name and number on the back.

Dude #1: I bet he fucks w/ his elbow pads on.

Dude# #2: You know he's gonna get a tattoo w/ two lax sticks in the formation of an "X" on his calf, w/ his number and team logo, right?

Dude #2: Please tell me you're joking. Thats it. We're gonna hafta keep putting this dude through initiate til he quits. What a tool shed.
Jacketeer by Rye Pie February 1, 2008
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Jacketeer 

One who preaches the importance of wearing jackets during cold weather.
John: Dude you should really wear a jacket right now its freezing.
Mike: Whatever man, stop being such a jacketeer.
Jacketeer by vandygoddess August 26, 2012

racketeering 

Operating an illegal business or scheme (a racket) in order to make a profit, perpetrated by a structured group.
He has a long criminal past, drug trafficking, arson, racketeering.
racketeering by sito88 May 17, 2014

jackatero 

person A: HEYYYY JACKATERO
person B: JACKATEROOOOOOO
jackatero by penistears July 25, 2021

EZ Jackster 

1) A Matrix-like program where you can acquire any piece of music ever created.
2) The root of all evil.
Didja get the latest Sir Paid-A-Lot single from EZ Jackster yet, Dijonay?
EZ Jackster by FD March 29, 2003

JackAtherton

n. United States anchorman located in Cincinnati, Ohio at WXIX (Fox 19) from 1993-present. JackAtherton was born in Morristown, New Jersey. He attended school at Yale and Columbia University for his degree in law.

Practiced law in New York City for seven years, while also writing classical music, doing book reviews and doing editorial drawings for the New York Times!

Married to Aymsley and has two daughters. Currently resides in Cincinnati, Ohio and is part of Fox 19's "10 O'clock News."

General good guy that is so audacious in his delivery of the news, he cannot be taken seriously. Believed to be the person who the character "Ron Burgundy" from the 2004 Will Ferrell movie, "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" is based off of.

adj.

1. spirited and original

2. cocky and jovial at the same time

3. better than you
I'm Jack Atherton and my favorite number is thir-twelve! I'm Jack Atherton!

I'm Jack Atherton and I am a world-reknowned Barbie Doll collector. Soccer Mom Barbie is easily my most prized posession. Complete with her old high school cheerleading megaphone, minivan in "Robin Egg Blue," and a cooler filled with doughnuts and fruit punch, my mint one retails for more than Delaware is worth. I'm Jack Atherton!

Jizz Jacketed 

When somebody ejaculates into a jacket then throws it at you as a prank
Ewww dude thats fucking nasty i just got jizz jacketed
Jizz Jacketed by Lee Harvey January 11, 2009
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