hurfing and durfing

Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.

Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.

I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!

by subberz August 31, 2010

Hurricane

To hit fast and hard and leave everyone unsatisfied

(in simpler terms, to not last long during sex).

sleeping with him was a bad idea. I got hurricaned!

by ineedahs June 3, 2011

my tummy hurts

When your stomach hurts, but you say tummy instead of stomach for some strange reason.

Mommiiiii my tummy hurts. I need foood.

by GOOGLE456 November 20, 2017

Your ass hurts

A term of incredulity and suspicion, to be used in the same vein as "I don't believe you" or "Whatever".

"Where's Shirley?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her."
"Your ass hurts! I saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!"

(message on ATM screen) "Please enter your correct PIN."
"I DID enter my correct PIN! Your ass hurts!"

by embzy June 24, 2009

ouch my anus hurts!

The sensation one feels after having been sodomised roughly by a pineapple wielding football team.

I got so drunk last night, I can't remember a thing, but ouch My anus hurts!

by plantariumistically October 20, 2007

hurdling in the Special Olympics

to trip over furniture while drunk.

I spilled my beer and sprained my ankle while hurdling in the Special Olympics.

by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006

Port Huron

A magical land where no one ever grows up. Like Neverland. Only no one can fly. Maturity is difficult to find, until you manage to GTFO and go to college.

Unfortunately, some Port Huron natives never make it out. And some that do still find it difficult to get a life and leave their pre-teen drama behind.

Bitchy Port Huron girl who never grew up #1: "OMG! We should all go to the club and represent Port Huron!"

Bitchy Port Huron girl who never grew up #2: "OMG! You are so right! I hear Girls Gone Wild is in Detroit! We should go be whores who think they are attractive!"

Bitchy Port Huron girl who grew up, moved out, and got a real life and a job after graduating: "No, you shouldn't. Because you are not nearly as hot as you think you are."

Port Huron male: "I'd hit it anyway. But I kinda take what I can get around Port Huron."

by thankgodigotthefuckoutofph. June 22, 2009