guttertits

Used when referring to a female.

The proportion of tits to gut must be positively proportional.
Any girl who violates the proportionality rules below is said to have guttertits.... (An undesirable quality)

1.) If the girl is flat chested she mustn't be fat; i.e. her waist must be smaller than her breasts.

2.) If the girl is 'thick' (or large) her breasts must be larger than her belly.

Also, can be used to justify knocking around with a girl with some 'curves' provided she has some large breasts that are bigger than her waist.

Hey did you see Jenny over there?
-Yeah, she's cute
Yeah, but she's got gutter tits....
-What do you mean man? I was going to ask her out!
Dude, she may be cute, but dude, she's got a beer gut and no tits!

-or-

Hey check out Bertha over there...
-Nasty guttertits...
Haha, yeah, she's wider at the waist than at the top...

by p24 January 6, 2010

gutter troll

used, bloody, or otherwise dirty tampon

Hey Marisa, do you have a fresh tampon? I need to go change this gutter troll out.

by mermaid ariel August 20, 2010

Gutted

When a male penis goes so deep inside a vagina it hits the inside of a woman's stomach, causing her to orgasm violently.

Girl 1: Where did you end up last night?
Girl 2: I lost you, met this guy and got completely gutted. So good.

by Cranlow May 6, 2018

Rusted Foot Gutter Slut

When a guy gets pissed he will call a woman this. He will say this to try to hurt our feeling seeing that it sounds worse then Slut, Hoe, Bitch

Man: Will you have sex with me
Woman: No I dont know you
Man: What ever Bitch you are just a Rusted Foot Gutter Slut...

by TiredofMen August 21, 2009

Head in the gutter

When he puts his head inside her gutter and changes a metaphorical in to a literal statement.

Jeff definitely put his head in the gutter with Allison last night man

by Allison’s boyfriend Jeff March 21, 2020

Gutterball

Person who has been hit with the ugly stick

"who's that gutterball in the office over there?"

by Glenn Garry January 24, 2008

Gutterball

Inserting one or both testicles into the anus of another human being.

1. To gutterball someone. (verb)
2. Gutterballing someone (verb)
3. I got gutterballed! (pronoun)

by Alib Kebab September 17, 2005