guttertits

Used when referring to a female.

The proportion of tits to gut must be positively proportional.
Any girl who violates the proportionality rules below is said to have guttertits.... (An undesirable quality)

1.) If the girl is flat chested she mustn't be fat; i.e. her waist must be smaller than her breasts.

2.) If the girl is 'thick' (or large) her breasts must be larger than her belly.

Also, can be used to justify knocking around with a girl with some 'curves' provided she has some large breasts that are bigger than her waist.

Hey did you see Jenny over there?
-Yeah, she's cute
Yeah, but she's got gutter tits....
-What do you mean man? I was going to ask her out!
Dude, she may be cute, but dude, she's got a beer gut and no tits!

-or-

Hey check out Bertha over there...
-Nasty guttertits...
Haha, yeah, she's wider at the waist than at the top...

by p24 January 6, 2010

gutterite

a person whose mind remains perpetually in the gutter; one whose thoughts are always dirty.

"Sophomore boys are all gutterites." "I can't ever just have a conversation with Justin without him making an inappropriate comment. He's such a gutterite."

by RiJa November 1, 2005

buttertits

When everything is good about a girl except her tits (but her tits) hence the buttertits.

Johnny: Dayum, that girl is fuckin hot!
Joe: No man, check it out, she's a major buttertits.
Johnny: Ah, shit man. She's got that smokin hiny, perfect face, too bad she's as flat as a piece of paper.

by gorillaguy987 May 26, 2009

gutterish

Being or presenting ones self in a mad gutter way

We be so mad mad gutterish.

by Mandy Murder January 27, 2008

Glittertits

The name for Edward Cullen and other vampires from the Twilight series as dubbed by Michael Buckley of the What The Buck Show.

"In some states this is stalking but this is Glittertits so it's hot." - Michael Buckley

by Lyssia September 26, 2011

Gutteries

Nickname for getting in them guts during sex.

I’m about to rearrange them gutteries tonight.

by ShadyZay March 19, 2020

Buttertits

What a girthy man is said to have when his breasts bear the physical properties of warm butter.

Holy fuckballs! Look at the buttertits on that motherfucker! HEY YOU NEED TO GET ON A TREADMILL AND MELT AWAY THOSE BUTTERTITS!!!

by TheJuan&Only July 30, 2010