Goober

someone who follows people, butts into conversations and invites themselves to places. Sometimes goobers just sit and listen to conversations and don't add nor give the impression that they are listening. A goober is just an all-around is just a pushy person. Goobers are very annoying. One can usually find a goober standing behind you awkwardly. Goobers can also be called losers.

To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.

Carol is such a goober she would not leave me alone today and followed me everywhere.

Look behind you at Brad standing their hardcore goobing.

by thiccbihhhh69 November 5, 2019

Goober Watson

The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.

This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.

by The8baLL January 26, 2020

goober

something a carson would say to his close friends

Carson: “you’re such a goober”

by Goober200000003 March 9, 2020

goobser

The floppy hose in the man's undercarriage that is held up by supporters

That goobser is really gross. He is a soldier and has taken the drug blood to stay erect.

by GreatGuppyGod March 18, 2020

goobersauce

Silly/funny

My kid is acting like goobersauce

by Lilly987 April 15, 2020

GOOBER

Peanut butter and Jelly in jar. taste better without bread. better than a date with Ben and Jerry

This Goober taste better than a date with Ben and Jerry as Mia expected the challenges of finding something to snack on.

by What's up buttercup 6996 May 18, 2020

gooner85

Often enjoys placing cucumbers in his rectum! Gooners are often spotted sporting Thomas the tank engine lunch box with crayons .

gooner85 likes to bow down to AndrewS

by geraintcymru June 15, 2020