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Judas Goat

A chill girl that hangs out with the boys and willingly brings her friends around with the intent of letting the guys hook up with them. She is not going to hook up with any of the crew, but she'll always let the homies go for her girls.

These are few-and-far between, extremely rare. You must cherish them when you find one for they are your biggest ally.
Woohoo! Not only did Jessica bring her friends, she told us which ones were down to hook up, what a great Judas Goat!

Someone invite Jessica, we need her Judas Goat skills to bring her thot friends
by Jon Colorado May 14, 2018
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goat boy

Baaah Baaaaah!
by Richard Dragon December 3, 2003
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Throat Goat

Example 1: Dude Billie is the fuckin throat goat, i'm gettin the pussy next time, fuck it.

Example 2: Yo, Tommy Sucked off both me and Xavi this morning. He's a fuckin throat goat bro
by junglefever74 September 14, 2023
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goat leased

A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.
Dude, you got so goat leased last night.
by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009
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Goat Puppy

The act of getting a hickey on ones dick or pelvic region.
Damn that girl gave me head all night, I even got a goat puppy.
by Seeman December 28, 2008
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The Goat Demon

The Goat Demon is a character created for the "Action Menz!" and "W&M Comics" series created by John Watson and Andrew Montez.

He is one of a series of animal demons featured regularly throughout the show. Affectionately nicknamed "Goatie" by the creators and characters within the show, he is often seen as the leader of the demon troop.

Goatie was first introduced during a radio show by Fernando, bombarding him with calls that he was in love with him and wanted to be with him. As time has gone on Goatie has become more bizarre in his scenes and the tone will often tread far into the blue zone, introducing the concept that the demons can enlarge their genitals to ridiculous sizes and use them as a weapon. One such incident describes Goatie as having a negative reaction to electronic music and being unable to control this aspect. These are seen mainly with the accompanying "AUGH AUGH AUGH" yells ("Goatie's Techno Trial", "Goat Burger")

Another running gag with Goatie is that he is trapped inside a tin can and is begging someone to let him out. An unseen character "The Shark Demon" was reportedly killed and put inside a can as a message to the others by an unknown adversary. Goatie is now mainly featured as comic relief on the "Paco El Tango & The Mysteries of the Modern Universe Show" where Xynthantion & Paco El Tango repeatedly hunt him down for footage or an interview, with comical results.
The Goat Demon: Augh augh augh, I don't wanna suck dicks! Someone let me out of here, please! I'm stuck in a tin can!

Judge: Goatie, what do you have to say in your defense?
Goatie: The Techno! It invades my body, my mindbrain, I can't control it! AUGH AUGH AUGH!

Goatie: Welcome to Goat Burger, can I interest you in a Goat Dick Sandwich?
by Cecil B. Crab April 16, 2013
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goat rammer

Ramming Inner part of female (Human) vagina located above the g-spot easier to find then the g-spot and allows for great pleasure
I'm going to ram you goat
your a goat rammer
tom rams goats
by Tom65 May 18, 2007
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