Judas Goat

A chill girl that hangs out with the boys and willingly brings her friends around with the intent of letting the guys hook up with them. She is not going to hook up with any of the crew, but she'll always let the homies go for her girls.

These are few-and-far between, extremely rare. You must cherish them when you find one for they are your biggest ally.

Woohoo! Not only did Jessica bring her friends, she told us which ones were down to hook up, what a great Judas Goat!

Someone invite Jessica, we need her Judas Goat skills to bring her thot friends

by Jon Colorado May 14, 2018

goat boy

Pete Coe

Baaah Baaaaah!

by Richard Dragon December 3, 2003

goat leased

A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.

Dude, you got so goat leased last night.

by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009

Throat Goat

A professional meat slopper

Example 1: Dude Billie is the fuckin throat goat, i'm gettin the pussy next time, fuck it.

Example 2: Yo, Tommy Sucked off both me and Xavi this morning. He's a fuckin throat goat bro

by junglefever74 September 14, 2023

Goat Puppy

The act of getting a hickey on ones dick or pelvic region.

Damn that girl gave me head all night, I even got a goat puppy.

by Seeman December 28, 2008

skuzzified goat

these are people who tend to be skankish in behaviour, yet skuzzy in friend skills. They are usually two-faced bottom dwellers who cling to their cell phones like inbred dormant crackers crumbs, snatching up little tidbits of others lives and trying to mimic them. Skuzzified goats have no authenticity, they are posers and think they are being cute, but in reality, they are being skanks who need to get a grip on reality and start having original thoughts, or any thoughts at all.

I can't believe our friends turned out to be such skuzzified goats, they are such posers!

by lucyploser March 22, 2010

Whipping Goat

Combination of the words whipping boy and scapegoat.

Bryan accepted a position at our company as head whipping goat after the tough economic times we have been going through.

by Jack johnson the 3rd December 3, 2009