any hole is a goal

a definition used when you or a friend wants to hook up with a girl

you "hey mate that chick over there keeps checking you out ,"

friend " nah shes not even that attractive"
you " just remember any hole is a goal"

you to self "shes not even hot", "ohh well any hole is a goal"

by landerson4 November 21, 2016

goatstolen

The idiom "try to get your goat" describes the intentional act of one person attempting to upset one or more other persons. Goatstolen is disposition of a vicitm of this intentional upset.

The word describes someone who is or is acting upset.

Did you hear Bob get worked up when that guy was camping him in the online game, Bob sure was goatstolen.

also:

I just kept poking holes in his logic until he was totally goatstolen.

by Matool13 March 11, 2010

goat locker

The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.

Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!

by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004

Goatfuck

A really messed-up(fucked up) situation or event.

They really turned the event into a goatfuck by their asinine behavior.

by Chilley April 28, 2011

goal

It is a statement written down in order to achieve a state of being at a given point in time. Unfortunately, only 3% of Americans have written goals. Those that have them are typically the most successful people.

Michael Phelps achieved his goal of 8 gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.

by guitarist238 December 24, 2008

Goat Sex

Goat sex is when you visit the farm and get it on with a goat (male or female, although the females are less aggressive). Once you ejaculate into the animal, wait 6 months to receive your goat sex hybrid. :)

'Yoooo, I just had the most amazing goat sex at Grampa's farm!'

'You're sick, man'.

by Poo'p Nigga August 31, 2018

goatmeal

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.

Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."

by willbchou November 16, 2011