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Grill Ninja

1. A culinary master who's highly skilled in the kitchen.

2. A philosophy of creative endeavor where your mind is sneaky and does unexpected things and then you execute that unknowable intent with skill and ability. It can be cooking - but also art, dancing, your taxes, expressing the thing you are afraid to accomplish. You must embrace your foolishness, but practice at being a skilled fool to do it right - as if you danced with spatulas well enough to impress people. It is a way of learning to be a master, true mastery comes with mastering who you are.
1. Man, Tad had that barbecue and not just made ribs and salmon for that homeless shelter, but also one first place in the sauce contest! What a Grill Ninja!!

2. Oh snap! I was at the bank having the worst day and then this guy came by doing some kind of Flamenco dance with a wizard hat, twirling a spatula, in a red suit. He looked at me and said, "I am a Grill Ninja, and This is the Way." He danced his way around a corner and I never saw him again. It made me feel like I could be myself, and it made me feel alive.
by Grillninja February 14, 2023
mugGet the Grill Ninjamug.

grill me a cheese

Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: So lick that coat! You smell like a-
Person 1: Grill Cheese.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Grill me a cheese.
Person 2: I'm not grilling you a cheese!
*Person 1 starts ugly crying.*
Person 2: Wha-
*more ugly crying from Person 1*
Person 2: Ugh.. Fine!
*Person 2 makes Person 1 a grilled cheese sandwich.*
by Dying inside July 5, 2023
mugGet the grill me a cheesemug.

Baba Grill

When you love someone very much and wanna bang them and make out with them, platonically. Or you're bypassing the Roblox chat filter.
Person: Hey Baba Grill!

Other person: ######### #####
by HOT PEOPLE WHO ARE HOT October 12, 2022
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grill chisel

Big ass toothpicks, atleast 4 times the diameter of a normal toothpick. They have a flat end for scraping and a pointed end for picking
Damn dog!

What mang?
You got a big nasty piece of broccoli stuck in your teeth.
Its aight, I got a grill chisel
by btjohnson December 30, 2009
mugGet the grill chiselmug.

Grilling the Kitten

Slang for the act of having sex on a a black couch or outside.
Him: What ya want to do?
Her: I fell like Grilling the Kitten outside!
Him: Sounds good!
by U wish you knew! September 13, 2010
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grill

"There's a grill outside! Zoinks!"
by BlockFive May 10, 2020
mugGet the grillmug.

Grilled Australian Pepper

A fellatio given by a woman to a man who has covered his penis in Jalapeno extract. Typically, one would have a stranger (his name must be Phil,) masturbating in the corner.
Jill: I was giving Barack a Grilled Australian Pepper, but Phil looked way hotter.
Janett: You're a fucking slut, Jill.
by T.P. for my bunghole November 30, 2016
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