flapnut

1) Nust swinging, (flapping) in the breeze
2) A lost homeless person in San Francisco
3) (Most common usage) An exlamatory exlamation exclamed to large groups of people at inappropriate times, usually during a long silence

Being the little ass he is, Jonny yelled a "flapnut" during his gramdmother's funeral and shit his pants in the excitement.

by God March 19, 2003

Flap Jack

A man who stores tiny hotel liquor bottles under his armpits and/or fat flaps.

Have you got A mini Jack Daniels under your armpit? You Flap Jack.

by Syl Verona Platter January 6, 2011

ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.

"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"

by bill from ultimate fakebook February 18, 2004

flap jacking

when lying naked on ones bed and jumping on to your stomach then to your back resembling flipping a flapjack

I was flap jacking so hard my bed broke!

by MC triple T January 3, 2011

flapjacking

when somebody cooks up a fresh batch of hot steaming pancakes, coats them thoroughly with a layer of rich golden syrup, and then proceeds to firmly smack them on the exposed butt cheeks of an unsuspecting victim

dude were you flapjacking last night because i got flapjacked so hard that the aunt jemima waxed my butt hair

by dark crystal March 27, 2011

Modesty Flap

An item of clothing or material that is worn over the female genetalia as a fashion piece or purely to protect the area from foreign matter.

"Hey Rose, I thought you looked different tonight - just realised it's because of your modesty flap!"

by kelstra August 5, 2009

Tuna Flap

The excess skin removed during Labia reduction surgery.

They used the Tuna Flap from Nicholes surgery for a skin graft on that burn victims hand. Now he has a permanent fistussy!!!

by firepual wulff October 27, 2009