jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 23, 2024

To be fair

To transfer or shift blame from oneself to another.

To throw another person under the bus.

To be fair it was recommended that I do it

by Code nine June 17, 2022

To be fair

A favourite expression of popular Minecraft content creator Dream, usually used during one of his commonly occurring debates (often on a semi-pointless topic or one of no big-scale consequence), particularly when he is on the losing side and is attempting to justify an argument with a technicality. See also "technically".

Technoblade: *destroys Dream in a rap battle by mentioning his 100k dollar win during their famous Minevraft PvP duel*
Dream: To be fair, we split the money...

by kaliu6 June 26, 2022

Fair

Equally advantageous for both parties

Fair is Cotter & Collins for Corey Thompson

by hdsgfjklshgkl;dsjfklsaj February 21, 2022