Dave: yo how come you didn't come to the party last night?
Navraj: ah I was busy with college work man
Dave: oh fairs
Navraj: ah I was busy with college work man
Dave: oh fairs
by big.M1000 September 14, 2017

if you don't particularly like someone and they chat to you all the time about their life you could simply reply with fairs to whatever they say. They would soon get the hint that your not exactly interested in whatever it is they have to say.
by Faye Smith March 29, 2011

Friend 1: I just broke up with my gf
Friend 2: how come?
Friend 1: caught her banging this other dude
Friend 2: fairs
Friend 2: how come?
Friend 1: caught her banging this other dude
Friend 2: fairs
by In_need_of_autonumber January 31, 2019

Fairs is an extension of fair, or abreviation of fair play. It is certainly not a cuntish word. Anyone that believes as such, is in fact themselves a cunt. If they are called Steve then they are a cunt by birthright and the point is mute anyway.
by Mrfairs June 15, 2018

by thot_69 July 08, 2019

by digsy95 January 08, 2014

by Silent Speaker January 10, 2010
