Electronic Sugar Titty

This is a phrase coined by Lydia Lunch in her spoken word. Basically it is television, movies, computers, phones, social platforms, & everything the internet has to offer. All these things can be distractions to us. Distractions keeping us from thinking for ourselves, getting off our asses & leaving our homes to explore the natural adventures the world has to offer us. Distractions from being creative with our minds, our music, our art. Distractions from being with each other & having meaningful conversation &/or sharing a delicious home cooked meal.

The weather is so majestic today. I need to step away from the electronic sugar titty & go for a walk.

by Hallow Weener January 18, 2023

Electronic Artsed

When a website or game that was previously free now makes you pay to use it. This most commonly happens if that website or company was previously purchased by another company or the original developer has too much of their audience using their site or game for free and isn't meeting their revenue goals.

Scenario 1:
Kyle: Hey, want to create some new applets on IFTTT?
Chris: Yeah, we haven't used it in a while.
(checks site, sees user must have subscription to create more applets)
Kyle: What in the - you now have to pay to create more applets!?
Chris: Looks like IFTTT got electronic artsed.

Scenario 2:
Kyle: Did you hear Elon Mollusk bought Twitter?
Chris: Yeah. At least we can still promote our tweets.
Kyle: Sure thing, let me try-
(sees user must have Twitter Blue to promote tweets)
Chris: No way! You have to subscribe to Twitter Blue to promote tweets now?
Kyle: Crap. That's what happens when a company gets electronic artsed.

by The Real Driller May 21, 2023

electronic relatives

A term used for relatives with whom you exchange texts or emails but whom you generally do not see for in-person visits.

I am in close touch with my extended family back East, I refer to them as my electronic relatives.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023

Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.

"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty

by Tojo June 27, 2014

courtesy erection

A selfless occurrence of sexual arousal obtained by a man to facilitate sexual acts completely for a woman's pleasure rather than sleeping through the afternoon or grooming his mustache.

In lieu of cleaning the sawdust from my mustache I achieved a courtesy erection to do her and her dishes.

by daninater April 17, 2015

ERP (Electronic Road Pricing)

Initialism for Electronic Road Pricing. An electronic system of road pricing with gantries installed throughout several locations in Singapore, with the purpose of managing traffic problems especially during peak hours.

The Land Transport Authority (LTA) has called a tender to develop Singapore's next generation ERP (electronic road pricing) system. The new system will be based on Global Navigation Satellite System technology.

by keepthesingaporedreamalive June 26, 2016

chaos erection

When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.

Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.

by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017