Water Crotch

A term created by famous YouTube user "Brookers" in her YouTube video for people who dye their hair blue. It's like how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.

There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam.

by Richard January 8, 2009

Swamp crotch

Stinky, saturated, hand cream, wax coated feeling in area beneath the testicles after 4 days without proper cleansing.

State of crotch when chanting "A marine can stand Anything!!" no longer is a viable way to fight a cold water shower.

I am impressed with his tolerance to swamp crotch.

Dude you stink, you got some swamp crotch goin' on in there?

by cachinga May 21, 2003

Swamp crotch

When a girs private parts (crotch) smell like a swamp!

"Is it normal that my vagina smells like a swamp?"

by Lauren May 13, 2005

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!

DJ is a sabertooth crotchcricket

by Mike Vaughan February 2, 2004

possum crotch

(noun) Anyone who is middle-age or above with a wrinkly grey, prickly haired crotch.

I bet that nasty man has a possum crotch !

by Star M January 8, 2009

barbie crotch

noun, a term used by or about a woman who has not had sex in a very long time, meaning she has no openings to complete the act of coitus because they have closed.

"What are you talking about you are hard up because you have not gotten 'any' in three weeks! Honey, I've got a Barbie Crotch going on here it's been so long!"

by The Barbie Crotch January 23, 2009

Cronch

The bad smell of an unsanitary or overused, slutty vagina.

"You're probably going to want to clean the sheets when you're done with Sally- I heard she has cronch stank."

"Yeah, I would've gone down on that girl but she's got cronch."

by kickthepj May 3, 2014