coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014

coffeerection

Coffeerection is basically when someone gets really interested or excited about coffee.

I think Shasha has a coffeerection, she has no chill while talking about coffee!

by coffeerection April 30, 2015

Coffee baby

This happens when you drink coffee, but about 10 minutes later, you need to take a massive shit.

I had a nice cup of coffee this morning but man my coffee baby fucked me up.

by Blumpkin_Spice May 8, 2015

Coffee

It's like batteries, but for people.

Everyone shall die if I don't get my coffee soon

by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016

coffeelingus

The act of licking bare the dried, frothy remnants of a long black from the inside rim of your cup so as to ingest every last bit of caffeine possible.

Gad, would never have survived the meeting had I not gone coffeelingus on that last cuppa!

by bumbagpoida April 14, 2016

coffeeaholic

Someone addicted to drinking coffee.

Sharon- "Ashley is such a coffeeaholic"

by YoItsash July 26, 2016

coffee and a smoke

It's the new Netflix and Chill but when in public or with friends. How to ask your partner for sex in front of people... Coffee and a smoke..

Hey babe should we go for a quick coffee and a smoke??

by Skimpies On Tour May 14, 2016