coffeerection 

Coffeerection is basically when someone gets really interested or excited about coffee.

I think Shasha has a coffeerection, she has no chill while talking about coffee!

coffeerection by coffeerection April 30, 2015

confederection 

Confederection or confed-erection is an descriptive noun used to describe the state of being of a person obsessed with the Confederate States of America their "southern heritage". People who exhibit a confederection proudly display rebel banners and other pieces of confederacy memorabilia and many are sympathetic to the confederate cause. Some are adamant that "the south will rise again" and display thinly veiled or outright racism.

"Jee, Jim's really going all out, he's got the flag plastered on his pick up and every thing!"
"Yeah, he's got a real confederection."

confederection by The Classiest of Bagels July 7, 2016