cock block

a kidney stone a literal blocking of fluids exiting the cock

Joe had a major cock block on his hands.

by mriz October 16, 2011

Lockblocking

The act of registering for an online poker tournament at the last second in order to ruin it from locking and creating massive overlay for a few remaining players.

I hated a couple of those guys in the 606 $1,000 deep stack so I registered at the last second to prevent them from locking the tournament. It was the ultimate use of lockblocking.

by EmperorAjay October 22, 2016

Preemptive cock-block

The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.

A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.

by Swill128 June 21, 2009

cockalicky

The art of licking a penis(a cocksucker)

It's my birthday tomorrow,hopefully i get some cockalicky bird

by fuckshu January 13, 2011

Cockknocker

Someone who likes to be smacked with a cock in the face

"Come on Thomas slam that cock on my chin!" "your such a nasty cockknocker"

by IFGODWASONEOFUS February 1, 2015

cock block

(v.) The act committed by a woman during sex when the penis is too long for her to handle. Usually executed by the placing of her hands on his pelvis and either pushing away or creating a stopping point to prevent deeper penetration.

"I was trying to get deep inside of her while having sex, but she thru up the cock block dude." "She couldn't handle all this dick!"

by mabdallah July 29, 2009

cockblockey

The person who blockes a cockblock

I am a cockblockey

by Jon Mouchet December 11, 2003