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Asshole Plaza

(rs-hole-plaz-uh). noun.

A public place of attraction for shoppers, social misfits and loiterers in general, situated in an unsavory location.
"Hey Rat, what are you up to tonight ?" .. "Hi Cog, I think I might just bum around the Rectumangle, maybe steal a car and do some burn-outs in ASSHOLE PLAZA carpark."
by Crack Baby Jesus July 4, 2016
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asshole dance

A dance performed by reaching down between your legs, grabbing your ankles & spinning around in a circle, saying "I am an asshole & I like it"

Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Ryne didn't hit his golf ball to the Women's tee, so he had to do an asshole dance.

Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.

Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.

After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.

After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
by JmpRmf April 9, 2017
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Assholeholic

constantly making and repeating mistakes, wrong assumptions and stupid actions. This is not a curable condition (short of impeachment).
A gaggle of assholeholics are in the White house.
by walks on the beach April 16, 2017
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asshole andy

by Chodemaster. July 25, 2017
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asshole mom

Best type of mother. Don't take any shit from anyone. The cool mom. Can be the friend and the parent simultaneously.
Jillian has an asshole mom but she's so awesome.
by LeighaJames October 11, 2017
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asshole golf

When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.
"Dave, I think I'm ready. We should play some asshole golf."
"Alright. Get spreading."
by Iguanadude June 22, 2018
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assholetarianism

Assholetarianism is a somewhat, half-assed way to let someone know they are being an asshole/suffering from above, stated complication.
That person is suffering from a degree of assholetarianism that I cannot quite comprehend!
by Keronica Kadwell May 23, 2018
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