Iguanadude's definitions

asshole golf

When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.

"Dave, I think I'm ready. We should play some asshole golf."
"Alright. Get spreading."

by Iguanadude June 22, 2018