Automotive Erotic Asphyxiation

Having sex in your running car in a closed garage thus allowing the carbon monoxide to "choke" you and your partner.

Tony and his wife had sex in their crown Vic in the garage and let the fumes choke them while they boned. It was automotive erotic asphyxiation.

by Sparker February 8, 2014

Aspen

The most over-rated and ridiculously expensive ski resort in colorado. Home of the snooty, fur coat, fur boot and leggings wearing yuppies. A place where PETA would have a hay-day. Where everything is ridiculously over priced and even the fast food dollar menu is $1.50. The main attraction of the resort is celebrity-watching and shopping at the designer stores. The only good time to go is during the infamous X-games which brings in normal people who actually ski and snowboard instead of going to look pretty in fur on the mountain. Also a term to describe somebody who is snooty or wearing too much fur.

That woman with her 20 facelifts and breast implants is so aspen.

I went to aspen this weekend and now I cant even afford food for a week.

by lareila February 8, 2007

Sit your aspirin down

A word used by idiotic teachers who have way too much time on their hands.

Student: *Stands up* Miss can i leave to go get a dri--

Teacher: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND SIT YOUR ASPIRIN DOWN.

Student: ...fag

by wowtf May 18, 2010

asphalt

pronounced ash folt is reference to a hard rock-like material used for the pavement of roadways or structures designated for vehicles. Should not be associated or confused with asphalt aes folt which directly translates in meaning to "slow" "retarded" or "mentally challenged". Individuals who commonly mistake in saying aes folt instead of ash folt are, through scientific research, proven to be cronic maturbators and/or in most cases unnaturally stupid.

The construction workers replaced the asphalt ash folt on the highway earlier today.

My friend Justin is slightly asphalt aes folt.

by don'tyougomessinwithme February 27, 2011

Aspie

A person diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome. Sometimes considered by haters as elitist bastards.

Pokemon franchise creator Satoshi Tajiri is officially diagnosed as an Aspie.

by 1983parrothead June 29, 2011

asphaut

for the blame to be on one's self

Its her own asphault she went to jail. She shouldn't astolen that car.

by Gavin Jackson October 1, 2003

aspartine

According to System Of A Down, something that kills that may or may not be related to cherry pie.

from System Of A Down's Sugar Video: ASPARTINE KILLS!!

by playa2 October 3, 2006