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Aspartame Daddy
He only made 60k per year. He wasn't rich enough to be her Sugar Daddy, so the referred to him as her Aspartame Daddy.
Aspartame Daddy by Necromantia April 1, 2016
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aspergineering
‘Aspergineering’ is a term coined to describe a branch of thinking associated with people who have Aspergers Syndrome (AS). People with AS often have a unique ability to go beyond the concept of "thinking outside of the box".
In fact, in Aspergineering terms, there simply is no box!
In fact, in Aspergineering terms, there simply is no box!
Einstein's theory of relativity is an example of aspergineering.
aspergineering by mark tinley October 22, 2007
aspartame
A rather large, unstable chemical that some people claim tastes like sugar.
Despite being called an 'additive' it breaks down into numerous other chemicals, one of which is very bad for people with a certain genetic disorder. Methyl alcohol (the stuff in windshield wiper fluid) is also a common by-product and really isn't good for anybody
Despite being called an 'additive' it breaks down into numerous other chemicals, one of which is very bad for people with a certain genetic disorder. Methyl alcohol (the stuff in windshield wiper fluid) is also a common by-product and really isn't good for anybody
Aspartame Arse
The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.
The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
Aspartame Arse by Alexis Robinson March 15, 2007
astatine
A highly unstable radioactive element, the heaviest of the halogen series, that resembles iodine in solution. Its longest lived isotope has a mass number of 210 and has a half-life of 8.3 hours.
aspartame arse
The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.
The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
aspartame arse by Alex in Scarborough December 14, 2008