A popular term for Acetylsalicylic Acid. In Canada and Germany, among other countries, Aspirin is a patented trademark of the local Bayer subsidiaries. Therefore, any non-Bayer products are labelled as ASA (Canadian English), AAS (Canadian French), and ASS (German). I am not making the last one up!
by DFJD May 17, 2006
Get the Aspirin mug.A bullet to the brain or blow to the head. Usually to someone who's annoying. Lead medicine.
Not necessarily to kill someone but essentially doing something to either shut them up or get them to leave.
Not necessarily to kill someone but essentially doing something to either shut them up or get them to leave.
by Nova0 June 11, 2009
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Code word that means ASS, HOES (whores) use when they are talking to their man (husband) or anyone else they want to fool, telling the truth in code
Hey baby, I'm going over to asley's house..her and tom got into it and he needs some aspirin.
Hey my mom wants her hair braided and wants me to bring her some aspirin.
Damn look at that hpoa, i need some aspirin from him.
Hey my mom wants her hair braided and wants me to bring her some aspirin.
Damn look at that hpoa, i need some aspirin from him.
by Raybudd August 11, 2010
Get the Aspirin mug.aspirin - 'a-spire-in' to aspire to be something. A wannabe. Like Andy is a wannabe RA RA lawyer. (when in fact face facts...your not)Or how Guy is a wannnabe jock...
by Jamie January 7, 2005
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by Eskimo’s with big tits June 7, 2018
Get the Aspirin mug.describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.
by nikki & lexy December 9, 2008
Get the aspirin ass mug.Someone you meet off a dating site in the hope of getting over the one you really want to be with.
A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.
A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.
"I'm so tired of these aspirin dates going nowhere"
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".
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