Alex

Alex is a Serbian coont who likes to play with his asian penis, he also like to do a big of wanking. (when he can he has to use tweezers) He went out with a stunning girl called Jess, then he was flirting with this ugly tramp called Fishy fanny Abbie, she was a slut and a sket, wait, was!?!? Still is and always will be Abbie uses fake pictures, from google, ect. Then Jess went out with him again for a joke and her and her best friend laughed ahahahha as he said he loved her, she said she loved him back but she was joking as only a mother could love his face, he also uses people for money like katie frog frog, she was ugly! Then he cut of his little asian penis because he can't have Jess back.

Alex:Oh I love you so much Jess.
Ellie:AHAHAH OMG AHHAHA
Alex:STFU you dyslexic cow.
Ellie:Shh you serbian coonty fucker
Jess:Ew Alex go to Fugly Katie and Abbie, and finger their wide fishy pussayyyyaahhhh.

by ILYBFNN August 18, 2012

alex

1. someone who hates a lot of things.
2. can be described as how someone acts

"God, you're being such an alex today, man!"

by moice March 22, 2009

Alex

A northerner with an amazing bum!!!

"Check out the booty on that Alex dude"

by APaps November 16, 2011

Alex

Alex is a dumb bitch slut ass hoe that sucks dick for free

What is that thing standing on Belmont ??

It's an Alex !!!

by Alex s March 11, 2015

Alex

A stupid nigger!

Keem: "Alex is a stupid nigger!"

by Pultost November 9, 2016

Alex

A dumbass

Alex means not smart

by Sadly,dls March 16, 2017

Alex

A white male that frequently goes to the gym and proceeds to jack off viciously. Usually of Jewish origin, he loves to kick small children in the face at laugh his small and erect penis. You can spot an "Alex" if he has grey almost silver ejaculate in his hair and by a very small bean like structure in between his legs and adjacent to the balls. He is renowned through the world as "one of the biggest dick faces in the world".

Person 1: Did you hear about Alex?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah apparently he has the smallest dick in the world.
Person 2: Oh yeah I know that.
Person 2: He also was penetrated by shrek

by Alex Turovets December 28, 2013