Zipper Boner

when the zipper on your hoodie, pants, ect. folds and sticks out making it look like you have a boner

crap i have a zipper boner!

by lookitsurface October 25, 2009

Zipperman

A nickname for that guy who is always checking his zipper to make sure it is zipped up.

That poor Zipperman, I’ve seen him compulsively checking his zipper, maybe upward of 100 times a day; some nightmare incident must be consuming his head!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2020

zipper hawking

Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.

"Hey, Rhonda... lets go to the club and do a little zipper hawking."

by Scooter Tramp August 13, 2012

zipper sniffer

A homosexual man.
See also: mattress muncher, pillow biter, shirt lifter, arse/ass bandit, freckle bandit, turd burglar, donut puncher etc (feel free to add).

Elton John is a self-confessed paid up card carrying member of the zipper sniffer brigade.

by scumbaggage April 30, 2013

Zipperection

The misleading, bulge-y shape created by a warping zipper in your clothing that makes it look like you have a hard-on underneath the protruding garment, giving it its charming name. This phenomenon is known to strike in pants, hoodies, and many other articles of clothing, especially when bunched up / sitting down.

Kristin : OMG Steven is that a full-chub??!!

Steven : No no I swear!! It's not a boner - it's my zipper, look!

{Goes to press down the fabric to demonstrate the vacancy of engorged member}

Kristin : Eeeeww gross don't touch your cock!! :(

Steven : Kristin no! It was only a zipperection!!

by SweetFancyMoses September 13, 2013

Zupport (Zupp)

Zupport is acting of help that someone offers to help you doing something but instead they end up stealing it from you.

Moe .. Can you support me lifting those things up?
Bob .. Yes, sure *he stole it*.
Moe .. Why did you steal it?
Bob .. Cause I zupport (zupp) not support (supp).

by ScopZe March 5, 2021

zip zapper

zip-zap-er -usually a honda or acura but can be any car. always 2004 or older....usually is cheap and has a large muffler and sounds like complete trash and looks similar to a spaceship with an extra large wing on the back and sub woofers so big it blows windows out...yet there is more rust than car..and no one who is cool would drive it.

guy1-hey man there goes Allaby!...guy2- ya bro he is dope as shit and is definitely not a zip zapper...

by Drama pfaff April 24, 2011