by Kaifwa December 21, 2020
Get the yordam bering exus mug.the saviour of men, the living god, the preacher of yoga, the man, the myth, the legend. he is the bringer of yoga and healer of wounds. when you get put in jail, Yoga Master Raj is the shining light between sanction and insanity. he guides men through the most difficult of times. high schoolers pray to Yoga Master Raj to get good grades and pass their exams. when you are broke and homeless, the great Yoga Master provides yoga stretches to sustain you and warm you on cold nights.
when Jenisus Chrinst entered this world, he was clapped on the ass by the Yoga Master. when Thanos obtained the infinity shit it wasn't the avengers who stopped him. it was The Yoga Master. Hitler didn't suicide. he was clapped into oblivion by the Yoga Master. Luke Skywalker didn't blow up the death star. it was the Yoga Master. it was The Yoga Master. the Yoga Master built the great pyramids of Egypt. he created the theory of relativity. he threw the one ring into the fires of mount doom. he is more powerful than every human being on the planet. he gave life, yoga, salvation and hope to mankind.
when you see the Yoga Master and realise his great uniting powers you will convert to the holy religion of yoga. when his shining face appears before you he will inspire love and yoga stretches. The Master is the most divine and impeccable being to exist within the great universal planes of life and is the giver of sanity and holiness. if you have read this far the great Yoga Master is with you, always.
when Jenisus Chrinst entered this world, he was clapped on the ass by the Yoga Master. when Thanos obtained the infinity shit it wasn't the avengers who stopped him. it was The Yoga Master. Hitler didn't suicide. he was clapped into oblivion by the Yoga Master. Luke Skywalker didn't blow up the death star. it was the Yoga Master. it was The Yoga Master. the Yoga Master built the great pyramids of Egypt. he created the theory of relativity. he threw the one ring into the fires of mount doom. he is more powerful than every human being on the planet. he gave life, yoga, salvation and hope to mankind.
when you see the Yoga Master and realise his great uniting powers you will convert to the holy religion of yoga. when his shining face appears before you he will inspire love and yoga stretches. The Master is the most divine and impeccable being to exist within the great universal planes of life and is the giver of sanity and holiness. if you have read this far the great Yoga Master is with you, always.
Jenry: come brother. let us pray for good times to the great Yoga Master Raj.
Joseph: yes brother. let us roll out our yoga mats and stretch our ass cheeks.
Jeroma: indeed good sirs. the Yoga Master brings salvation and love.
Judy: yes brothers. under the light of the Master, we are all one.
Joseph: yes brother. let us roll out our yoga mats and stretch our ass cheeks.
Jeroma: indeed good sirs. the Yoga Master brings salvation and love.
Judy: yes brothers. under the light of the Master, we are all one.
by Vladimir Gluten September 6, 2021
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Yorda is a handsome ginger-bearded man who takes the role of a literature teacher. He is daring, passionate, fierce and just.
He is also known as: dani banani, yort and kunis yort.
Current love interest: Hristo Botev
Living family: unknown
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He is also known as: dani banani, yort and kunis yort.
Current love interest: Hristo Botev
Living family: unknown
Find definition of Yorda vibes here
Find definition of Yordacore here
by Thingsthatmakeyouhmmm November 15, 2021
Get the Yorda mug.n: Extremely tight sweatants worn by girls to flaunt their ass, no matter if its nice or extremely large and rumply. Said to be popular because they are "comfertable", but really its just a school appropriate way for Jr. High girls to let boys see their bum without putting forth much effort at all.
Rarely used for the actual purpose of yoga.
Rarely used for the actual purpose of yoga.
Boy: Hey, I noticed you are wearing yoga pants today
Girl: hehe, yeah! They are like, sooooo comfertable! Do you like them?
Boy: YES! I did enjoy the delightful view of those bongos you are smuggling. Actually, i like them so much I just jizzed in my pants a little. Please excuse me.
Girl: hehe, yeah! They are like, sooooo comfertable! Do you like them?
Boy: YES! I did enjoy the delightful view of those bongos you are smuggling. Actually, i like them so much I just jizzed in my pants a little. Please excuse me.
by alphabuttsoup April 29, 2011
Get the Yoga Pants mug.Derived from the east african culture meaning Queen of all Wonders,
One who is usually the head female in charge, tendancy to have her way in all cases.
One who is usually the head female in charge, tendancy to have her way in all cases.
by Keyshia October 29, 2007
Get the Yordanos mug.A short cute girl, who is amazing and a rocker.
Usally wearing grey, black , and skin tight jeans.
Listening to trance or post-hardcore and sometimes some jadakiss.
and also a gamer chick!
Usally wearing grey, black , and skin tight jeans.
Listening to trance or post-hardcore and sometimes some jadakiss.
and also a gamer chick!
Bob:yo were da fuk is yoraima?
Bob 2: idk she never answers her phone.
Bob 3: she's online playing ps3 -_-
Bob 2: idk she never answers her phone.
Bob 3: she's online playing ps3 -_-
by It's a fine day August 23, 2011
Get the yoraima mug.When a woman enters the "wide legged forward fold" yoga position and a man recieves oral sex from her while simultaneously spreading her labia from above and using her vagina as a spit cup.
I hooked up with a confused feminist from a physical therapy training course who wanted to meld progressive sex with redneck values, so I gave her the Yoga Spit Cup.
by El Presidente 69 January 6, 2017
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