wrankles

wrinkles that may appear on the penis due to excessive or prolonged masturbation.

After 5 years spent in the army Joe suffered from severe wrankles that required reconstructive surgery; unofficial sources have stated that Obama has been trying to include the reimbursement of wrankles laser treatment in his health care reform bill.

by samuel johnson II April 6, 2010

fruit wrinkles

Another name for fruit snacks.

Yo ma throw me some fruit wrinkles.

by pimptastic July 20, 2006

Wrinkle in time

To put a wrinkle in time means to take the meanest shit ever. Its mass is so huge, time itself bends.

Holy shit, I ate 2 mondo burritos today. I gotta go put a wrinkle in time. Now.

by D-Bruch January 22, 2007

belly wrinkles

When your shirt gets wrinkled due to the fabric folding under your big ass belly.

My boss was rockin the belly wrinkles with his sweater.

by jollybengali January 8, 2008

wrinkle chaser

just like if someone was a chubby chaser(someone who likes fat chicks) a wrinkle chaser is someone who is attracted to someone much older than themselves.

Tom: hey dude did you see that chick.
Jon: dude shes way to old for you man.
Tom: so what if shes old.
Jon: dude your such a wrinkle chaser

by riddleboxfan August 19, 2008

Bitch Wrinkle

A slang turm used for the word pussy its also in the new song by bloodhound gang.

Erlier I bought a hore her bitch wrinkle was fucked up.

by Frogspawn August 28, 2005

poop wrinkle

The crevices that circumvent solid poop logs making for the weakest points on a poop.

My poop had so many poop wrinkles, it looked like a 70 year old mans testacles.

by Dave Rules January 8, 2009