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Child

Little needy demon brats that won't leave you alone for one second
THIS CHILD I GONNA MAKE ME GO MENTALLLLLLl
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Generally used to describe a miniature human being, besides "little midget", but has many other uses; what someone might use to call their friends when they want to be a jackass and annoy the shit out of them.
"Good day, children." I say, as I walk towards my friends at the bus stop, a grin clear on my face.

My friends stop their conversation between each other, and turn to face me, a glare forming on their faces.

"Hmph. Clearly you aren't amused by my fabulousness..." I pout, crossing, my arms over my chest and stomping my foot like the child I am.
by Kaito Rin November 30, 2017
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Child

Human larva.

They may be annoying, but FOR GOD’S SAKES DON’T RAPE THEM OR ELSE I’LL JUICE YOUR BONES AND DRINK IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE (See also: Pedophile, Cuties)
Children are annoying little maggots but you are a new level of royally fucked up in the mind if you think raping them is okay
by CurledPawsAndStuff October 29, 2022
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Childe

The eleventh fatui harbinger; also known as Ajax, Tartaglia, Zhongli's wallet.
Give me mora, Childe
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Child

A usless thing in the world and are just genuinely annoying
“Hey, i think i want a child
“Don’t”
by Artoonz June 4, 2022
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A spawn of satan that eats everything it finds. It leeches off of your soul and screams with the wrath of a million dead gods. Avoid at all costs.
Person 1: oh god its a child

Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s
by TheLatinIdiot May 25, 2021
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