I just shit out my ass. Booted up my PC, cause I need-need to get that Fortnite Battlepass! I like Fortnite--did I mention Fortnite? I like Fortnite, it's night time. I mean it's five o'clock that's basically night time, and all remember Cartoon Network--Adventure Time!
Friend: Did you get the new Fortnite Battlepass?
Friend 2: Yeah, now we're broke.
Mom (friend 1): you fucking donkey.
Friend 2: Yeah, now we're broke.
Mom (friend 1): you fucking donkey.
by AetherSucksBalls July 06, 2022
The cutest character in all of Teyvat, if you touch her you will die motherfucker her little dendro slime minions will beat your damn ass so watch out for the little 500 year old spawn of Satan.
by AetherSucksBalls July 07, 2022
by AetherSucksBalls July 06, 2022