The Three Wise Men

Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker.

The three men you must invite when holding a cocktail party.

by J. BURTON September 8, 2005

Cooter Wise

Wise in the things of all things Cooter. Having a deep understanding of the outdoors, breasts,booze and NASCAR.

I didn't know how to skin a deer and and bang a hot chick while cheering for Junior until I got Cooter Wise.

by crd79 January 14, 2008

wiseguy

A mob guy, a mafioso.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

FEN-GI wise

- in regards to fluids, electrolytes, nutrition. May not be understood by Dr. Bixby.

"FEN-GI wise, he is on TPN and lipids"

by NICU May 10, 2010

wise

when someone is wise it means they know whats going on
they see deeper then you
you usually go to these people for answers
but they are always there

"hey omg i just got the best advice from that wise kid over there"

by SHMUSH December 28, 2007

Wiseguy

A person who makes sarcastic or impudent remarks so they can demonstrate their cleverness.

Regan: I love Meredith! He's such a poet! So sensitive!
Kennedy (surprised): Really??! He always strikes me as a wiseguy.

by Babydoll75 April 2, 2019

Tommy Wiseau

The reincarnation of God disguised as an American actor, he tried blending into our society by creating a movie but failed. It "took" our lord and savior over 5 tries to create the I did not hit her scene, in reality it was just a way to convince us that he is human but the 4chan elders are starting to crack down and decipher what god is saying in the form of memes, soon enough we will know the meaning of his genius lines which make no sense when you look at it for the first time but in reality it's really just God communicating with the other elder ones like KEK and God Emperor Trump to reunite and banish Cthulhu for once and for all.

TL;DR: Tommy is God that has traveled to earth to find the other gods there in order to banish octopus man

Tommy Wiseau: i did not hit her it's not true it's bullshit i did not hit her! oh hai mark
Mark used as a suit by KEK: We must unite the 4chan fags to kill the bigger furry fag, lol.
Tommy Wiseau: k i'll

by A god church June 12, 2017