Webster Moment

A moment of idiocy, generally caused by ignorance, confusion, ill-information or ditziness, causing the victim to make unintentionally comical statements and/or queries causing those within earshot to laugh and/or show concern for the ability of the victim to survive in the modern world.

Webster Moment: "How can the Welsh play for the British & Irish Lions?"

Webster Moment: "Do they have BT in Scotland?"

by H. MacDougall June 28, 2010

webshite

Webshite is derrived from "a website that is shite"... hence webshite

Contrary to popular belief, it is not a mispronounced word originated from a Bond film starring Sean Connery.

webshite can also be used as an alternative word for spam

"This forum is complete webshite"

"What the hell is this webshite that's arrived in my In-box?"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 12, 2004

Webster Hall

a place in NYC where underage (19+) folk and older folk alike can go clubbing together. consists of multiple floors with different musical genres on each. the demographic consists of the young, socially awkward girls that want to get out, but sadly have no better environment in which to party, slutty girls that really don't care, and the 30 some odd year old pedophiles and creepers that frequent such 19+ clubs trying to get with these girls.

>haii you wanna go clubbing?
where?
>WEBSTER HALL
ew, no

WEBSTER HALL is the epitome of classy

by LonnieThicke March 23, 2010

Websense

The shittiest piece of shit censor software known to man. Schools, colleges, and other places where you can access the internet often use this crap to block "inappropriate" sites and content. The main problem is that it also blocks A LOT of sites that no sane person would deem to be inappropriate. FUCK WEBSENSE! Everyone who works for Websense is a cocksucking douchebag, and they also enjoy eating shit.

Dammit! Websense blocked me from going to Kottonmouth Kings' website because it is categorized as a "marijuana" website.

by Stoney Jonez April 13, 2006

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

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by GiveMeACreativeNamePlz September 6, 2021

Websensed

To be banned from visiting a certain website while in the workplace.

Those jerks! They websensed myspace!

by Francis303 April 13, 2007

websense

The most fucking hateful thing in the entire world. There is nothing worse than Websense. NOTHING! I don't care if it's fucking your mom, fucking a cockroach, or eating the shit of the monkey you just fucked! NOTHING! Fucking Administrators are out to make everyone's lives a living hell. Who in all of hell thinks npr.org, the motha fucking NPR, NATIONAL PUBLIC FUCKING RADIO, is a website that should be categorized under "not allowed"?!?!?!? Fuck the administrators, fuck the people who make this shit, and fuck Websense! Websense is the fucking bane of the world. If the devil himself were to shit on schools and lan networks everywhere, it would come out as Websense. Fuck.

Felix: Let's go listen to some streaming npr!
Cat: Sure, let me bring up npr.org.
Felix: What the hell is that?!?
Cat: OH MY FUCKING GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Felix: OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT!!!! WHAT IN ALL HELL?!?
Cat: This is shit man.
Felix: FUCK WEBSENSE!!! I'LL BRING DOWN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SYSTEM IF I HAVE TO. FUCK THIS!!! I'M TEARING THIS SHIT DOWN!!!

by Websense September 17, 2006