Warwick Avenue

Masturbation.

Sorry I didnt answer my phone earlier, I was having a warwick avenue.


''Whats wrong?''
''Mum burst in my room lastnight and caught me having a warwick avenue''

by Nymphelyn October 29, 2008

Warwick Avenue

A filthy and sordid sexual euphemism made famous by Scott Mills on his equally filthy and sordid radio 1 show.

Oh yeah that Duffy. I'd love to take her up the Warwick Avenue.

by CJ51 RUT October 31, 2008

Arik Warwick

jerk whose name is spelled wrong

Man Arik Warwick's name is a spelled wrong. How much coke did his mom do when he was born?

by John Humphreys February 15, 2005

Warwick Avenue

To Ejaculate in a public Place over your partner

John went down to beach and Warwick Avenued all over Tracey

by bytheduckpond October 27, 2008

Warwick Avenue

Masturbation, usually male.

Commonly referred to as "having a wank"

"Nick, when did you last have a Warwick Avenue?"
"I had one this morning dude"

by Kate92 October 29, 2008

Warwick Avenue

Having a 'hand shandy', 'tommy tanking', 'banging one out'

Watching Babestation or Party Girls on Freeview and having a Warwick Avenue while calling the girls

by Chilliman October 29, 2008

university of warwick

A university of socially inept people who definitely can't ski (hence why they lose to Loughborough at every ski race). People who lack banter and often can't speak English. Trying to be a university but is just a small college in Coventry.

Wipeout, a student at the University of Warwick, a socially inept student with no skiing ability and no banter is a perfect example of the classic 'warwick student'

by Lufbra Legend July 31, 2008