Muffin came out da wrapper

Condition that happens when a man or woman wearing tight clothing that hides a muffin top bends over or otherwise uncovers the bare muffin top for the world to see.

Dude 1: Bro what's so funny, why you spit your drink out?

Dude 2: Dang man, that thick girl over there just leaned over to grab the mustard and the muffin came out da wrapper. That shit is gross!

by Spaghets April 30, 2012

plain white wrapper

An unmarked police car with a radar gun. Also known as a Hemorrhoid with a Polaroid, or Kojack with a Kodak.

"Careful on your way in to town, there is a plain white wrapper sitting beside the road checking speeds"

by Meatman128 October 1, 2013

wipperling

Someone who refuses to hold a steady job for longer than 3 months at a time in an effort to dodge paying child support. Contact with children is usually irregular and would rather be partying than spend time with their kids. Often called a wimperling due to their spineless additude towards work.

Little boy: Mom, my dad quit his job again.
Mom: Why?!?!
Little boy: He said because of extreme circumstances.
Mom: Oh "extreme circumstances" huh.
Little boy: yep...
Mom: your daddy is a damn wipperling!

Girl 1: Casey quit his job again...
Girl 2: That boy aint nothing but a fuckin' wipperling, doesn't want to pay to support his kids! Prick aint nothing but a sperm donor and needs to give up his rights.

by Will Barton February 5, 2010

fetty wapped

When you are so drunk you're only looking out of one eye.

Bro, did you see that girl you were dancing with last night? You must've been fetty wapped!!

by Toast215 November 14, 2015

Mullet wrapper

Any number of mostly Southern coastal newspapers containing mostly inane editorial information.

They are so poorly written that localers use them primarily to wrap fish like mullets.

What does the local mullet wrapper have to say about the road construction on Main St?

by Bigfish2050500 August 14, 2009

towel wrapper

A derogatory word used to describe someone who wears a turban.
This person is usually of Middle Eastern descent.

Go back to Iraq you towel wrapper!

by jnando January 27, 2006

ass wrapper

A short, tight skirt that covers a girls ass like saran wrap.

John: Did you see that shit?

Coach P: Damn...she has that "ass wrapper" on so tight I might need help getting that shit off.

by Coach P July 13, 2006