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wipperling 

Someone who refuses to hold a steady job for longer than 3 months at a time in an effort to dodge paying child support. Contact with children is usually irregular and would rather be partying than spend time with their kids. Often called a wimperling due to their spineless additude towards work.
Little boy: Mom, my dad quit his job again.
Mom: Why?!?!
Little boy: He said because of extreme circumstances.
Mom: Oh "extreme circumstances" huh.
Little boy: yep...
Mom: your daddy is a damn wipperling!

Girl 1: Casey quit his job again...
Girl 2: That boy aint nothing but a fuckin' wipperling, doesn't want to pay to support his kids! Prick aint nothing but a sperm donor and needs to give up his rights.
wipperling by Will Barton February 5, 2010
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winterlings

The cold-weather trio of hat, scarf, and gloves.
Better grab your winterlings! It's cold out there!
winterlings by YakHerder January 9, 2011

wispering eye 

it means vagina ie. pussy,cunt,twat ext
pussy cunt snatch wispering eye
wispering eye by ace boogie 123 March 30, 2009

Wispering Walnut

The act of lightly puffing air into a vagina while engaging in oral sex.
I love you so much I'm going to give you a wispering walnut tonight.
Wispering Walnut by Leprekan_45 September 7, 2010

Wippling 

The act of adding more to something without the use of additional space.
Example 1:
So much wippling, but it was worth it - Kaboomski! Now I can use one desktop for both business and video games!

Example 2:

First my new product idea got a lot of criticism but after hours of creative thinking we ended up wippling the product and coming up with new features without changing anything to the design.

Example 3:
The more wippling I succeed at, the easier my life is.
Wippling by Kaboomski June 8, 2017

Wipplinger

A fast football player that worships the Greenbay Packers.
I just whitnessed a Wipplinger in progress.
Wipplinger by Darthzum September 22, 2006

witherling 

Some squid who likes sending me nikkocado avacdo booty pics
Witherling is a squid
witherling by Harmunni January 27, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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