by captainawesomeP June 16, 2014
Get the rip van wankle mug.A mark created on the cheek or forehead from being slapped roughly in the face by a man's genitalia. In some cultures, wangwelts are considered to be a symbol of achievement, similar to an animal marking its territory.
"She mine!" - quote from a man after administering a wangwelt to his new ladyfriend.
Is sometime also referred to as a "Dubdub".
"She mine!" - quote from a man after administering a wangwelt to his new ladyfriend.
Is sometime also referred to as a "Dubdub".
Care and feeding of Wangwelts
Detection Prevention - Wangwelts can be handily hidden by women/men who do not wish to openly display their Double-Ws (Wangwelts). Double-Ws can be hidden by cover-up or ski masks.
Duration - Wangwelts last one to two weeks depending on both the solidity of the offending genitalia, as well as the severity of the impact to the face. Weekends are the best time to administer a new Wangwelt, as it gives them time to fully blossom before displaying them at your place of work.
Detection Prevention - Wangwelts can be handily hidden by women/men who do not wish to openly display their Double-Ws (Wangwelts). Double-Ws can be hidden by cover-up or ski masks.
Duration - Wangwelts last one to two weeks depending on both the solidity of the offending genitalia, as well as the severity of the impact to the face. Weekends are the best time to administer a new Wangwelt, as it gives them time to fully blossom before displaying them at your place of work.
by Malevolon January 12, 2011
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A general infection of the penis caused by a number of different factors. These can include through fornication; a lack of personal hygiene; infection caused by an injury; or a dodgy circumcision, as carried out on some parts of the developing world.
The word is used in a general sense in reference to any infection or suspected infection of the male genital area.
The word is used in a general sense in reference to any infection or suspected infection of the male genital area.
Man, I think that girl from the bar last night gave me wangrene.
A number of men in developing countries die from wangrene as a result of dirty surgical instruments used during circumcisions each year.
My wangrene has flared up again, and it won't stop itching.
A number of men in developing countries die from wangrene as a result of dirty surgical instruments used during circumcisions each year.
My wangrene has flared up again, and it won't stop itching.
by Wolfman21 September 20, 2010
Get the Wangrene mug.The side-to-side pivot of the upper body with arms at side or behind, such that the breasts pivot in plain view. Typically done as a "notice me" action.
As the saleswoman endeavored to demonstrate the features of the electric bicycle she first leaned low with her drop neck top revealing her well shaped cleavage. In lieu of response from the customer, she stood back, arms behind her back and unconsciously breast waggled to get his attention.
by LovULongTime November 30, 2009
Get the breast waggle mug.A reverse motorboat; when a woman with large breasts lays over another man/woman and waggles/slaps/shimmies their boobies/tatas in their face.
Great for improving any bad day!
Great for improving any bad day!
by Boone Mo's July 31, 2010
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guy 1: my penis is waggin real bad right now i cant feel it
guy 2: what made it start
guy 1: i won 5 quid on the lottery
guy 1: my penis is waggin real bad right now i cant feel it
guy 2: what made it start
guy 1: i won 5 quid on the lottery
by A PErson called IG November 28, 2012
Get the penis waggle mug.The destitute land formally England and Wales, that voted for economic suicide in a silly attempt to take back control of something they never lost control of. The final demise of Wangland came about when the millionaires that told the plebs to take back control failed to invest their fortunes, now safe from EU tax controls in the land that they made their fortunes from.
"You going to Wangland for your holiday again this year Jim." No way they just look for anyone who's knuckles don't touch the floor to blame for the misfortune they themselves voted for.
by Hobboblin12 July 15, 2017
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