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Sexual Market Value

Ones Sexual Market Value can only be found by using this simple easy to use equation.

((Attractiveness) + ((4x)Socal status) + (Style)) - ((Nose Length) + (Weight) + (C) + (-Height))= Sexual Market Value

When (C) equals car type
Truck = 30
Car = 20
Suv = 10
Hybrid = 300
Motorcycle = 0
Vespa = 600
Van = 25
Classic Car = 5
Dune Buggy = -42
"I bought these new shoes"
"Those shoes are Sweet Dude"
"yea... I thought it would increase my Sexual Market Value, But then I realized that my SMV would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiots who say "Sweet Dude""
by A. Reynolds August 17, 2006
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net present value

Money has a time value, net present value is future cashflows brought back to today's value against a discount factor (11% is standard), minus the initial investment. If the net present value of cumulative cashflows is positive, then the project should be accepted, unless a more profitable investment is also availiable.
To calculate the NPV of an investment, one must know the discount factor, cost of investment and expected incomes (based off accurate data)
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
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valtteri

Valtteri is every girl dream boy. He is in the school very popular. He usually get problems with somebody. But he is nice and friendly if you get know him. He is so trendy, him clothes are expensive stuff. Valtteri play icehockey, basketball, football or something sport. Somebodys is calling him fuckboy but another ones calling him dream boy. You should got know him;)!
Jillian: "OMG he is coming!"
Amy: "Valtteri? Blaah"
Jillian: "Look at him😍"
by HHANDEL December 12, 2016
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entertainment value

The relative value of someone who is usually the butt of jokes. Usually the shop/office whipping boy/girl. i.e. someone who is gullible, a rumor monger, gets angry easily, is easily startled etc.
Dominic is such a dweeb, but he's very gullible so he has a high entertainment value.
by budgieramone January 13, 2004
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valuev

7 foot, 350 pound world heavyweight champion boxer out of Leningrad, Russia - punches harder than a carthorse kicks.
by Oswald Spengler December 22, 2006
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value added

Corporate filler speak for "making a product more expensive by some obscure improvement/modification".
"Dude, Doritos are now $5.00 a bag, but it's alright, because the extra cheese powder makes them a Value Added Product."
by Kilroy June 8, 2004
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Vaulted

To have the developers of fortnite remove a weapon from battle royale due to it being too op for reddit soyboys to not complain about. Normally the removed weapon is replaced with a less-cooler weapon like the fucking hunting rifle that is absolute trash and nobody asked for it.
Autistic guy: Fortnite vaulted the homing missile, reeeeeeeeeee!
Autistic guy 2: Well us reddit soyboys got butthurt and wanted it out because we can't build lol.
Autistic guy: EVERYBODY LIKED THE HOMING MISSILE, ITS FUCKING RETARDED THAT YOU GOYS GOT RID OF IT, IF THERE WAS A WEAPON TO GET RID OF IT SHOULD BE THE SUBMACHINE GUN, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Autistic guy 2: Change triggers me, i don't take major changes well, please be patient I have autism.
by PLAYERUNKNOWN May 29, 2018
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