vagander

a combination of the words vagina and gander. Used to describe the yearly trip to the OB/GYN or any other female-specific doctor.

I have my vagander at eight o'clock Monday morning.

by cinderbella84 July 2, 2007

Vagalanch

An overwhelming amount of vaginas. Possibly fatal.

Things haven't been the same since spencer was paralyzed from the waist down by the vagalanch

by LOKImischief April 25, 2008

vagables

Vaginal valuables such as virginity or lack of STDs.

Mario's coming, look after your vagables.

by doubleemdouche May 6, 2014

Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon

An amazing guy who is so good at D&D who will blow your socks off and who is extremely good at Skyrim and can kill the dragon at the snap of his fingers because he is also Thanos. this is the one person who's powers can meet Shaggy. But is far too lazy to battle, also a great dick because you know, a vagabond warrior. Also know as a zesty 3D waffle.

Mc T-rev - "Hey Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon! How was your weekend."
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"

by Andrew The Dude February 18, 2019

vagance

Not considerred a word anymore. It is a praise of genreal goodness.

A thousand vagancies for glory and happiness.

by waffle November 3, 2003

femme vagal

It comes from the words femme fatal and vagina.

1. A bitch whose vagina is so dry and tight, you swear it could rip your dick clean off.

2. A deadly vagina.

3. A vagina that should be either condemned or feature a warning sign.

4. Any vagina that is hazardous to your sexual health.

I really need to raise my standards. Last night I was fucking a bitch, and she had a total femme vagal. I'm lucky my dick is in one piece.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009

Vaganal

Used when a woman is experiencing leakage but is unsure what hole it is coming from.

Honey I feel wet in my underwear, I must have vaganal leakage because I don't know exactly where it came from.

by FWasco October 5, 2011