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Vaganus
A self lubricating asshole. Cause from being fucked over at work over and over again. It becomes so normal, that when you set foot into your work place you ass starts getting wet.
Vaganus by Mikeyb1stl February 12, 2022
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Vaganus Lingerberries
This is the by-product of dingle-berries being left behind, and the sweat from a vagina/ass crack mixing and mingling, altogether causing a foul stench in the area of the vagina. Most noticeable when hitting it from behind.
After a long night of dancing, we left the club and headed home. Shortly thereafter, this amazingly hot chick requested doggy style, bent over, and there it was... that god-awful smell... VAGANUS LINGERBERRIES!
Vaganus Lingerberries by Vaganus Lingerberrius September 8, 2010
vaganus maker
The ultimate shocker where the whole hand replaces the 2 fingers and 2 fingers replace one, will result in the creation of a vaganus.
vaganus maker by Schadzmaster April 21, 2005
Ant's on a vaganus
When a transgender women is feeling sexually aroused and wants one of the simpler things in life, such as a snack food we all had as a child. Ant's on a log comes to mind. Said women takes a generous serving of cheese whiz and spreads it from her anus all the way up to her bonus hole area (with a spatula). And then aquires raisin to sprinkle from above to the vaganus log. If left for too long, ant's will permit from the premise.
Carl walks into his home one day. His wife is sitting there, transgenderly and all. Ant's on a vaganus, spread out ready to eat.
Ant's on a vaganus by David Cuntsuki July 6, 2023
vaganuary
The female equivalent of Movember. The time of year when ladies shave, then grow their pubic hair in whimsical designs. For a good cause.
vaganuary by spicymandarin December 14, 2013