as useless as tits on a bull

Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.

"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"

by morethanerica April 3, 2009

useless whore

A socialite that inspires young women to party and be of no use to anyone.

Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan or any other useless whore.

by kulak April 15, 2009

Useless Trash

Jacob Sartorius.

" Oh Look! Useless Trash Made A New Video! "

by StuffJustHappened July 13, 2016

useless crap

Any and all computer software,that does nothing more than add unneeded "eye candy" and suck the resources and memory from your computer.

This fucking XP Black Edition,is a total piece of "useless crap" that turned my kick-ass computer in to a boat anchor.

by NoLove_4_BS April 23, 2009

Useless Knowledge

Information that you happen to know that may not ever become important throughout your life.

Useless knowledge is knowing where an ant was first discovered might not be important if you are going to be a fashion designer.

by What is Life March 14, 2015

fucking-useless

as title clearly says

virgin mobile, absolutly fucking-useless

by r b virgin July 21, 2009

dumb useless bitch

Your roommate's girlfriend who walks around your apartment in her underwear, using all your things and never saying hi. Has a face that looks like a camel that sucked on a sack of lemons. See mousy bitch, florida ditch pig.

ROOMMATE: "...or are you being dumb and useless again?"

YOU: "Dumb and useless? Are you sure you're not talking about that rude BITCH you call your girlfriend? She is the ultimate dumb useless bitch I've ever met"

by MahnaMadonna October 21, 2008