can i get a trainwreck

What you shout out to a DJ who can't spin for shit and is making everyone leave the dancefloor.

Opposite of can i get a rewind.

tony c just spilled gravy all over his new clownstep dubplate and blew out the speakers.

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-can i get a trainwreck?

by achuta December 9, 2008

TRAINWRECK!

When a girl/guy gives you head but has braces...

DUDE... my penis is bleading i got a TRAINWRECK! from a girl and now its all scrathed up.

by jagster1214 April 12, 2009

treincreep

Een mannelijk persoon met RSCS die in de trein stelselmatig en doelgericht in de buurt van een vrouw probeert te zitten om vervolgens een gesprek aan te knopen.

Als verweer hiertegen kunnen vrouwen ervoor kiezen om oordopjes in te doen zodat het lijkt alsof ze naar muziek luisteren. De drempel van de treincreep om een gesprek aan te knopen wordt hiermee verhoogt.

Jongen patst op een forum:
A: Als ik in de trein zit probeer ik altijd zo dicht mogelijk bij een mooi meisje te gaan zitten om mee te praten.
B: Oh nee toch! Ben jij zo'n treincreep?

In de trein:
M: Hey, lekker vandaag hè?
V: Ja, maar ik ben nu iets interessants aan het lezen over treincreeps. Ik heb geen zin een in gesprek, sorry.

Voorbeeld van succesvolle poging van de treincreep:
M: Vervelend al die vertraging bij de NS, hè?
V: JA! En ik was gisteren ook al te laat op college.
M: Goh, wat studeer je?
V: Ik studeer psychologie in Amsterdam!
M: Dat is grappig ik studeer ook in Amsterdam.
..gesprek tot de volgende uitstaphalte..

by Serendipiteit April 30, 2010

Trainwreck

An unstable human being that inevitably crashes horrifically. Trainwrecks are frequently bisexual, have multiple (sometimes ignorant of one another) sexual partners, and a general or total lack of organizational skills. Trainwrecks are typically, though not always, female. They are usually lower class, but upper class trainwrecks are not rare. Lower class trainwrecks typically use sex as an exchange medium. Upper class trainwrecks typically use sex to control people. Both frequently use sex to substitute for interpersonal skills in establishing or maintaining relationships. Almost all trainwrecks have a LONG list of continuous problems and a similar or smaller list of recurring problems. Virtually all trainwrecks have multiple dependents (lovers, children, parasites, etc.) that help speed the trainwreck into the inevitable "shitstorm." Trainwrecks do not improve under their own power. They require an outside force to push them on the path to recovery.

Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and MC Hammer are all of examples of trainwrecks.
Many other celebrities exemplify trainwreck behavior, but are not necessarily trainwrecks.

by JudoCtulhu December 30, 2011

meghan trainor

A talented 20 year old who got famous for her All About The Bass song. Her fans are called Megatrons

I love meghan trainor's song title

by Megatrons November 22, 2014

TrainReq

TrainReq was the guy who hacked Miley Cyrus's email and leaked some naughty pictures of her onto the internet. He is also into hacking/exploiting MySpace.

Google for more info.

Miley: zOMG! TrainReq hacked my email! I didn't know until I saw it on Nancy Grace.
TrainReq: lulz. pwnt bitch!

by maxCorex October 13, 2008

Trainarella

A trainarella is someone who likes to party, but is dedicated to sports or fitness goals. As such, they still go out, but set arbitrary time limits on themselves to be in bed by a certain time.

Mongo wakes up early to lift weights and trains jiu jitsu in the evenings. If he goes on a Tinder date, he makes sure he's bailed or sealed by 1130, so that he can be in bed by midnight. He's a total trainarella!

by Samwelljaxon October 1, 2016