Anal Toeing

The subtle art of placing ones crusty toes up the anus of a partner or themselves (usually a gymnast)

“Hey Bella come finger me”
“No Myla you’re too far away from my hands let’s try anal toeing it’s more convenient”

by blackthefckup June 17, 2018

toenut

a Japanese male often confused for a homosexual Hawaiian.

"That asian guy likes the color pink and often wears aloha shirts - he must be a toenut.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

big toeing

The art of accepting a ‘big toe’ inserted into your arris.

Ooer , is that your big toe I can feel up my arse, gotta love a bit of big toeing.

by Rita2468 March 6, 2018

Toking up

Slang for smoking marijuana.

Me & my pal were toking up in the shed.

by Daniel Blays October 1, 2016

Teoing

Similar to Tebowing, Teoing is posing with your arm around your imaginary girlfriend's shoulder, just like Manti Te'o did many a lone night by himself (with a large Samoan man on the other end of the internets).

When I ordered dinner for two and had a conversation with the empty seat next to me, people thought I was insane. Truth is, I was just Teoing

by ccccchris January 18, 2013

toenail

while its not really made of skin like the other definitions said, its actually made of keratin, which also makes up your hair and (of course) your fingernails. also, as a side note, keratin is also what makes up rhinoceros horns

teacher: hey, kids, did you know that your toenails are made of magical candy?
gullible child: really?
teacher: no!

by wierd al April 3, 2005

tointment

Literally: Tit Ointment. Derogatory term used to emasculated males trying to be a pussy/homo/jimmy

I have to go home, I need to douche and put on tointment. I am a homo.

by Jesse Seitel March 29, 2008