Toadsworth

The old guy who follows princess peach around. He is a member of the Toad race. Each toad has a mushroom head, but since Toadsworth is very old his head is grey. He is princess's peach escort and appears in a number of videogames.

However. most of the time when something pad happens (for example princess peach gets captured) he just stands there and tells someone (like mario) to go out and rescue her.

Any way. he is a pretty cool character who also always carries a staff around, though he has no physical strength he does provide from time to time a good dose of comic relief.

Toadsworth - "Oh no the princess was captured AGAIN by Bowser! Mario it is up to you to save her!"

Mario - "Let's-a-go!"

by GAMERS1234GO4321 October 17, 2009

Uncle Todd

A derisive term used to describe a white person who consistently talks negatively about white people, cultures and actions.

Why does Jim always bring up that Thomas Jefferson was a slave-owner? What an Uncle Todd.

by Joshuwon March 5, 2010

Substance Toddler

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight

Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Toddlers and Tiaras

A show about mothers who never really got to live there childhood the way they wanted, so instead they live theyre lives thorugh their daughters by dressing them up like complete tools and sluts

Toddlers and Tiaras is a horrible show.

by ThatGuyWithTheGlasses111 October 26, 2011

toddler

Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs. Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.

"Do you think you'll have more children?" "Well, even if I survive my two toddlers, FUCK No!" (Did I just say that out loud?) "Chloe, don't repeat that at grandma's!"

by megagogy February 17, 2008

Todd Packer

Everyone’s favorite jerk/pervert from The Office. He has a bad influence on Michael Scott, who loves him. However, everyone else is still salty at him for lacing their cupcakes

Todd Packer! Stop humping Michael while he’s under the desk!

by Owuhpug July 6, 2018

Toddney

A captivating, fragrant alpha female is known as Toddney. Her charisma is like a giant electric magnet that enthralls everyone to no end like metalheads when you switch the magnet on and she’s a black hole that sucks you in, if you do not beware her magnificent. She was carved to the proportions of Donatellos David but with voluptuous boobs

“Toddney is a little bit Post-Hardcore.”

by Magnificentlady1234 December 2, 2021