TIMATOV

Think I'm about to openly vomit.

Did she just not notice the menstruation stain on her pants before she put them on? TIMATOV.

by Gary Shteyngart's Lamest Fan September 11, 2010

Timisoara

One of the prettyest city's in Romania. A kick-ass city with nice girls.

The Dude `1 : Hey, let's go to Timisoara!
The Dude `2 : Ok, let's go... I <3 this city!

by Senil Dion July 20, 2006

two timing

A form of cheating in a relationship where a person attempts to maintain two seperate relationships at once without one-another involved in each relationship knowing about each other. When information is known, the offender usually openly denies anything's going on, and may accuse one person to the other that the other person involved is either obsessed with a relationship or is a home wrecker and, vice versa to the other person. In typical cheating on the other hand it may be a sexual relationship and, the "on the side" person may or may not know that the person they're having sex with is in a relationship.

Two timing usually occurs Where a married person has a girlfriend/boyfriend but the husband/wife does not know about the other person and the other person does not know who they're involved with a person is married.

Typical scapegoats is that the other person is obsessed or overall denial. In married situations, a common scapegoat is that the marriage has seperated whether it did or not.

by WAlexM June 17, 2007

Timbit Tax

Buying a Timbit so you can stay in a Tim Horton's to warm up, during Canada's cold season. Done so out of courtesy, or forced to by the staff.

Person 1:
I'm so cold from walking. Let's stop in this Tim Horton's to warm up for a bit

Person 2:
Shit do we have 18 cents for the Timbit Tax?

by randomkyle December 22, 2008

Tilit

a get-together or event in which a large group of people are consuming mind-altering substances (typically cannabis)

1.The homies and I are getting together this weekend for a tilit
2. dude 1: are we having a tilit at johns house?

dude 2: i’m down

by superspliffman August 14, 2022

Timbitting

The art and science of whipping timbits (donut holes) at people while driving by. Normally, the person in the passenger seat will be the one timbitting. It is also recommended to yell nonsensical bullshit at people as you toss the timbit, such as 'fettucini alfredo!'

Come on man, we're going timbitting!
I just got timbitted!

by Reggie44 August 6, 2007

Three-timing

A step up from two-timing.

A person who's seeing three people all at once, whether it's doing the dirty or just a make-out fest.

Person#1: You think she's a hoe. See that bitch over there, she's three-timing her boyfriend and the poor dude doesn't suspect a thing.

Person#2: So she's going out with him... And another guy and another one.

Person#1: Exactly

by Wild-eyes September 7, 2010