Thumbling

The act of typing with only your thumbs on all typing devices, I.e. Computer keyboards and other devices through the learned behavior of texting on smaller devices such as cell phones.

Jason thumbled out his term papers on his computer keyboard to the amazement of his parents. "Mom, where are the bandaids? My thumbs are sore from thumbling!"

by Walter eagle December 18, 2010

Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

Thumbing the call

Call comes through, Customer Service Rep looks at the phone then proceeds to push the Cancel or Exit button on the phone, ignoring the call. Call then is routed to the next Customer Service Rep.

"Ring, Ring..."
First Rep sees the number then ignores the call by Thumbing the Call
Next Rep: "Ring, Ring..."
"Hello, this is Tech Support, How may I assist you?"

by TheICPrincess September 2, 2009

Thumbelina Too

This is for the co-worker that helps with everything. He is organized, efficient and he is a good little bitch. He is a princess that goes the extra mile. He is also the one that can call in drunk to work and looks at naughty porn while on the clock. These are the kind of workers that we need in America. MORE THUMBELINAS!

Tommy is such a fuckin good ass Thumbelina too.

by Chancey Pants January 6, 2010

Tumblring

(V.) The act of surfing Tumblr porn for inspiring sexual ideas

Tumblring is both a fun and informative past time.

by JMM789 April 5, 2017

thundering bitch

Sister in law who is a shit stirring c**t

I saw that thundering bitch on the street giving out to a group of people from the tidy towns committee who advised her she has parked in a disabled spot, she's not disabled

by Dogfan789 August 8, 2017

thundering yoohoo

A person with a severe case of Diarrhea.

I've been thundering yoohoo since I ate that cheap Chinese food last night.

by Tyrell Lamont April 20, 2018